Thursday, July 29, 2010

Identity Theft: Calling for Honor Beyond Thieves

Supposedly there's "honor among thieves" or so the proverb goes . . . except when someone notes that there is, in fact, "no honor among thieves."* WhatEVER.

Since I'm currently in the throes of dealing with identity theft, I've decided it's time for more accountability by these scoundrels. Going to steal my identity? Then I really think you should also:
  • Do my laundry
  • Pay all my bills
  • Call my mother on a regular basis
  • Floss my teeth
  • Schedule me, not you, for a spa day
*I found these interesting thoughts about the expression here.