Supposedly there's "honor among thieves" or so the proverb goes . . . except when someone notes that there is, in fact, "no honor among thieves."* WhatEVER. Since I'm currently in the throes of dealing with identity theft, I've decided it's time for more accountability by these scoundrels. Going to steal my identity? Then I really think you should also:
- Do my laundry
- Pay all my bills
- Call my mother on a regular basis
- Floss my teeth
- Schedule me, not you, for a spa day
