Can't Make This Stuff Up (I)

Hi! My name is...
Eugene

Yet another reason to love apartment living: Couldn't help but notice this situation while dropping off recyclables in trash room.

I laughed and walked down the hall to check my mailbox. And then, I raced back to the trash room, hoping no one had scooped up Eugene in the 2.5 minutes I'd thoughtlessly left him alone. No one had.

Now, Eugene is recuperating from his Near Dumpster Experience in the safety of my urban hermitage, as I'm sure God and all the angels had intended.