This just in from one of my saucier gal pals, one who has kids enrolled in something known as "secondary elementary school." Whatever that means.
The little darlings enrolled in this public school will not be celebrating Saint Valentine's Day. Instead, they'll be celebrating "Sharing and Caring Day." Could you brech or what?
I feel like getting into my car, driving over there, and running through the halls shrieking, "Merry Christmas!!!!!"